w-e-t-dreamz:

seeing how wet a girl gets for you is one of the hottest things

(via hellobootyoverlord)

postmarxed:

chauvinistsushi:

writing-prompt-s:

When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.

too much

My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: this bitch is fucking stupid!!!

(via f-stlane)

lovelysuggestions:

stay safe because I like being alive at the same time as you

(via hellobootyoverlord)

rottenfaery:

“Just trust your gut”

Pal I have anxiety, my gut is literally always telling me to abort mission

(via virtualruinsstrawberry)

bitchycode:

Is fuck off an emotion because I feel it in my soul

(via hellobootyoverlord)

herecomesawave:

bechdels:

a pleasant thought: gay grandparents will soon be commonplace

Wow. This is great

(via sheekeepsmewarm)

richtide:

it doesn’t matter how good you’re doing, those sad nights will creep up on you from time to time and that’s ok. doesn’t mean all your progress is gone

(via apocalyptic-bliss)

raiseshand:

mishafletcher:

curlicuecal:

bannock-and-biopolitics:

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

oh shit my laundry

reblog to save someone’s laundry

This is hilariously relatable.

(via virtualruinsstrawberry)